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  • Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

  • The Art of Decluttering Before You Die
  • Written by: Messie Condo
  • Narrated by: Hillary Huber
  • Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

Written by: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Publisher's Summary

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.
©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media
House & Home Mental Health Personal Development Comedy & Humor
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Direct and awakening

Helpful for anyone who appreciates blunt and direct guidance. It’s delivered with humour, but pulls no punches, and calls out the common BS that people have to not get rid of things. The whole book is helpful and has tips and things to consider to change the way you think about things, but I found the first half more leaning toward improving the space to declutter for life now, whereas the second half was more focused on thinking about the space you leave behind when you’re gone.

Good book to gift someone who needs to purge things.

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