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- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A 2020 Audie winner - best female narrator
A Read with Jenna Today Show Book Club Pick!
Audiobook performed by Marin Ireland.
"I can’t believe how good this book is.... It’s wholly original. It’s also perfect.... Wilson writes with such a light touch.... The brilliance of the novel [is] that it distracts you with these weirdo characters and mesmerizing and funny sentences and then hits you in a way you didn’t see coming. You’re laughing so hard you don’t even realize that you’ve suddenly caught fire." (Taffy Brodesser-Akner, New York Times Book Review)
Kevin Wilson’s best book yet - a moving and uproarious novel about a woman who finds meaning in her life when she begins caring for two children with remarkable and disturbing abilities.
Lillian and Madison were unlikely roommates and yet inseparable friends at their elite boarding school. But then, Lillian had to leave the school unexpectedly in the wake of a scandal, and they’ve barely spoken since. Until now, when Lillian gets a letter from Madison pleading for her help.
Madison’s twin stepkids are moving in with her family, and she wants Lillian to be their caretaker. However, there’s a catch: The twins spontaneously combust when they get agitated, flames igniting from their skin in a startling but beautiful way. Lillian is convinced Madison is pulling her leg, but it’s the truth.
Thinking of her dead-end life at home, the life that has consistently disappointed her, Lillian figures she has nothing to lose. Over the course of one humid, demanding summer, Lillian and the twins learn to trust each other - and stay cool - while also staying out of the way of Madison’s buttoned-up politician husband. Surprised by her own ingenuity yet unused to the intense feelings of protectiveness she feels for them, Lillian ultimately begins to accept that she needs these strange children as much as they need her - urgently and fiercely. Couldn’t this be the start of the amazing life she’d always hoped for?
With white-hot wit and a big, tender heart, Kevin Wilson has written his best book yet - a most unusual story of parental love.
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What the critics say
"Narrator Marin Ireland flawlessly introduces listeners to Lillian and Madison, two unlikely friends separated after a boarding school scandal.... Drawing from a seemingly endless supply of character voices, Ireland immerses listeners in this magical yet weird family, exquisitely capturing every unusual layer of the story.... Ireland and Wilson leave a lasting impression and provide a thoroughly entertaining experience." (AudioFile Magazine)
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- Erin
- 2024-03-18
Hilarious!
This book was enjoyable, hilarious and flowed incredibly well! 10/10 would recommend this read
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- AmazonCustomer
- 2023-12-06
I don't usually review
I don't generally review books here, but this clever, quirky and endearing book was such a glorious surprise that I am compelled. Deftly told, the characters are complex and fleshed out and the "paranormal " nature of the children smoothly worked into the story. If you want to look below the surface of the narrative it is clearly about much more then some lost people finding places, but the story is really satisfying in itself. The performance fits the characters perfectly, especially representing Lillian in her general deadpan and defeated approach to life. I really loved this audiobook!
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- kinza
- 2020-12-11
awesome narration
I loved it, it was hilarious lolol. The characters were amazing as well. must listen.
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- David L.
- 2021-08-23
Couldn’t stop listening
You would think that a story about kids that spontaneous combust would be ridiculous and totally bizarre, however this story is just wonderful. The storyline is rich and creative with deep character development of the lead role. The narration is masterful and so easy to listen too. Overall, one of my favourite books yet.
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- CKH Vancouver
- 2023-02-19
LOVED this Southern Gothic, Magical Realism novel
So pleased I bought this novel of how unloved, dysfunctional people (Lillian, Bessie and Roland) find their own family.
It is quirky with snarky and situational humour and a HFN hopeful ending with acceptance, trust and love. Disbelief needs to be suspended, and some characters are writ too large (such as Jasper). All the way through I did wonder why on earth Lillian cared so much for Madison, though she did redeem herself (a tad) in the last chapter.
The narrator was truly excellent.
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- Kerry Munro
- 2022-01-21
loved it
great story and great storytelling. Will be looking for more of Kevin Wilson's work.
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- annette
- 2023-03-01
So fun! I'll return to this in future :-)
This audiobook holds together in every way -- it's as if Wilson writes for voice narration, not for paper. And for this narrator in particular, who gets every wacky and otherwise character in this story, I'm looking forward to my next venture led by author Kevin Wilson. Six stars!
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- Misty Fox
- 2023-08-21
This book says so much about us all
Immediately captivated and consistently entertained. This book will have you cheering out loud, laughing and crying. So glad it exists. The Narrator is especially perfect for this role.
I am sad I finished it so quickly
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- Sheelagh
- 2020-12-10
Very enjoyable and funny!
This is just what I needed! Fun, light hearted, great fiction! I will listen again fir sure!
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- Katrina Clarke
- 2024-05-09
I’ll read it again!
This is the best book I’ve read in ages. It was funny, ridiculous, sweet, and pulled at my heartstrings. I loved it from start to finish.
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