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Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!

Written by: Sonja Schwartzbach BSN RN CCRN
Narrated by: Sonja Schwartzbach
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Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the nursing learning curve is a vast one. Part how-to guide with a touch of memoir thrown in, take the time to laugh and cry with an author who says what everyone else in the field is thinking.
©2017 Sonja M. Schwartzbach, BSN, RN, CCRN (P)2018 Tantor
Medicine & Health Care Industry Nursing Education Critical Care Nursing
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Genius

Absolutely genius and hilarious. As a nurse of 20 years, this may be for newbies but us “seasoned” nurses can definitely appreciate this piece of literary genius. Awesome.

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Real talk when it comes to nursing

really enjoyed hearing the truth. It is so refreshing to be reminded humans do this job. Sonia's comments on the type of person who becomes a nurse really hit home for me.

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meh

Maybe I'm too far into my nursing career but this book really just felt like a cash cow book... all the mantras of preceptors past came out through this book. I don't know how many original words are Sonja's...which is disappointing. i was expecting new fun angles of nursing... She just basically put everything that you would hear as a student nurse into a book.... and cashed out .. good for you Sonja get it girl. I am inspired

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