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Okay, but Try Not to Murder Anyone

Written by: Eric Vall
Narrated by: C.C. Thompson, JD Tanner
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My days used to be filled with working my minimum wage job at a local shipping store, but one night, I was in the wrong place at the right time and came into possession of a weird metal bracelet.

The good news: Now I suddenly have a superpower.

The bad news: A vicious family of mobsters, clandestine government agencies, and uber wealthy treasure hunters all want to tear the bracelet from my dead arm.

The worse news: I have no idea how to handle my new power, and I’m going to have to defeat the bad guys without hurting anyone who doesn’t deserve it.

Disclaimer: This is a slow-burn harem series.

©2021 Eric Vall (P)2024 Eric Vall
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Decent but not deep

This is a story that reads like the setup to a superhero movie. It's got action, suspense, sex, mobsters, agents and secrets - all good stuff. But it's also a bit predictable, and the main character isn't always likeable. Right from the beginning it set up that he was interested in a co-worker and really just staying friends so he could make his move when she finally dumped her asshole boyfriend. That's... not a good look for our hero. Nor is the number of times he called his new girlfriend "exotic" and described her as his lover - apparently completely devoted to him and his strange situation after one date. But in the end, I came for a men's adventure, and that's what I got, so I can't really complain.

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