Old Dogs, Older Tricks
Junkyard Pirate, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Mikael Naramore
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Written by:
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Jamie McFarlane
About this listen
He’s a Vietnam vet, with a new lease on life. To fight an out-of-this-world invasion, he’ll need a little help from his friends...
Albert Jenkins never cared much for bureaucrats and politicians. So, when the Galactic Congress refuses to act on the illegal invasion of Earth by parasitic aliens, he does what any self-respecting vet would do - he steals a spaceship. But when AJ and a snarky pop culture-loving alien companion are pursued by space cops, he does the only rational thing he can come up with. He strategically crash-lands on a junkyard moon.
When he finally make it back home with what he hopes is a cure for the occupying parasites, he discovers the situation is worse than expected. The microscopic invaders have redoubled their efforts to strip Earth of critical resources, yet are undiscovered by humanity.
Knowing that time is in short supply, AJ calls on his network of crusty yet elite buddies from 'Nam. Fortunately, it does not take much convincing to get these aging patriots to saddle up one more time to kick some alien ass. With youth restored, this elite squad of old vets will pit themselves against an unseen enemy. The question is - can they put an end to this global invasion, once and for all?
Old Dogs, Older Tricks is the second book in the wild Junkyard Pirate space opera series. If you like sarcastic heroes, hilarious extraterrestrial sidekicks, and ragtag military units, then you’ll love Jamie McFarlane’s epic adventure.
Buy Old Dogs, Older Tricks and jump right back into the action!
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- Lori
- 2021-09-12
Sci fi meets escapism
Feeling old? Dreading an alien invasion? Like a bit of humor with you conspiracy theories? Then this might just be the book for you. Mikael Naramore reads with a comfortable, calming voice and the story is engaging and interesting enough to listen to before bed and still want more in the morning..
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