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Narrated by:
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Lori Prince
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Written by:
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Robin Alexander
About this listen
When Shawna Haydel was 16 years old, she dropped Ashton Guidry's name into a potion that would supposedly make Ashton fall in love with her. She knew it was silly, but she clung to one irrational thread of hope their friend Patty's concoction would grant her heart's desire. Shawna's hopes were dashed when Ashton packed up her things and went away to college completely unaware of Shawna's feelings.
Twenty-three years after Patty's potion was brewed, Ashton returns to her hometown. She finds time has changed a lot, including Shawna. Ashton has done quite a bit of changing, too, and sees Shawna in a whole new light. Perhaps Patty's potion was potent after all.
In this romantic comedy, Robin Alexander has cooked up a humorous tale about enduring love and friendship.
Contains mature themes.
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- Dana Thompson
- 2023-03-03
Do Not Listen to this in Public
I have never laughed so much listening to an audiobook before. It's dangerously addictive. Here I am... going to buy more books cuz I can't wait for my credit. Treat yourself, and get the book. You'll have zero regrets.
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