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- Narrated by: Lori Prince
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Publisher's Summary
Shannon Brycen believes she is the epitome of pitifully ugly. Kalen, Shannon's overly social sister, is determined to play matchmaker and find a special someone for her sister. After a disastrous date with one of Kalen's recent selections, Shannon decides to take her love life back into her own hands by joining the local lesbian cyber matchmaker.
Mid 30s, still single, housebroken but rabid. If you're looking for something different, then I'm your girl. Write me if you dare.... P. U. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to build her profile after consuming half a bottle of her favorite wine...or to use a picture of herself at the age of six - after she had cut her own hair - as her online profile photograph.
Hiding behind the online persona of Pitifully Ugly, Shannon finds the courage to meet new women and face the disaster called dating. As her charming personality surfaces, Shannon's search for the perfect match may be closer than she realizes.
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-04-06
I loved everything!
Really great audiobook ! So funny !! I was listening to it at work and I laughed all along !
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- Alicia J. van Vloten
- 2021-06-08
Comic gold meets sweet romance
It is so easy to write this review because this book was awesome. Robin Alexander has a gift for writing sweet humor and romance. Lori Prince is a narrator extraordinaire. This book will leave you with a warm feeling right where it counts!
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