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Quarned Beef

A Short Story

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Quarned Beef

Written by: Mat Bradley-Tschirgi
Narrated by: Miciah Dodge
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Ever had a corned beef sandwich try to kill you in the middle of quarantine? In Quarned Beef: A Short Story, author Mat Bradley-Tschirgi takes listeners on an amusing and intense battle between man and meat.

Set in the near future where a fictional pandemic entraps people in their home, Quarned Beef is one rare short story that will satisfy almost everything your greasy little heart desires.

©2020 Mat Bradley-Tschirgi (P)2020 Mat Bradley-Tschirgi Anthologies & Short Stories Literature & Fiction Heartfelt
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Ah Quarned Beef, We hardly knew ye

Miciah Dodge does a fine job reading this all-too-brief story of spicy meats gone bad, and the hungry men who love them! What happens to the Quarned Beef at the end? Will it show up in a sequel? And what of our protagonist? We hope the author will provide a sequel!

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