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Narrated by:
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Sebastian York
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Andi Arndt
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Written by:
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J.T. Geissinger
About this listen
They’re a match made in hell.
Maddie McRae earns her living helping other people fall in love. Dubbed the Wedding Whisperer due to her success getting couples down the aisle, the sweet Southern belle knows the foundation of wedded bliss is built on similarities. Opposites might attract, but they don't stay together.
Enter Mason Spark.
Rude, arrogant, and notoriously allergic to monogamy, the hottest quarterback in the NFL is Maddie's polar opposite. He's also her new client. Her gorgeous, infuriating new client who's paying her an outrageous sum of money to find him a fake wife. With his multi-million-dollar contract at risk due to his bad behavior on and off the field, Mason is willing to pretend to settle down.
But when he starts to fall for the adorkable matchmaker who can't stand him, the playboy finds himself in the game of his life to keep something he never thought he'd lose...
His heart.
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- Kirstin L
- 2022-11-16
Really funny and enjoyable!
The narration was great, I loved both the male and female. The story had me laughing, it was really enjoyable.
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- Lisa
- 2023-12-13
Excellent listen
Both book and narrators were wonderful. Super fun, fast pass, great banter, good story line.
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- Aloha Girl
- 2022-10-14
This Audiobook Had a F*** Ton of Sparks!!!!
This is such a funny and easy-breezy listen for me - not your typical J.T.G material. It's an audiobook you can indulge in when you're having a rough day and you're looking for a cute and sexy story to sink into. Sebastian York is hilarious as Dick (Mason's manager with a Brooklyn accent) and he was brilliant as Mason Spark. A SY/AA dual narration is a no-brainer for me - anything narrated by this dynamic duo is a listen-to-more-than-once and automatic buy. I love the duet narration style. Most definitely worth a credit!!
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- Robbin
- 2023-06-18
OMG Come Home Mama
This is the most exquisite unfolding of sexual suppression to molten heat explosion love story. Funny, endearing and tender best story ever. This author is my new favourite.
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- Rowan
- 2023-09-21
Very sweet, lovely story, not as spicy - duet narr
duet narration! Loved both narrators. Did a great job! This was so sweet! It was a very cute lovely story! Just shows you the writing range JT has! Not as spicy as I would have liked but it was definitely a slow burn.
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