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Self Help

Written by: Ben H. Winters
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Ron Perlman
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Publisher's Summary

A darkly comedic thriller by the New York Times best-selling author of Underground Airlines, The Last Policeman, and the Audible Originals Q&A and Inside Jobs.

Jack Diller is just one more struggling actor on the road to nowhere. He’s got an agent who barely remembers his name, his ex-girlfriend has hooked up with a Silicon Valley dude, and the milk in his fridge is so far past its sell-by date it’s historic. The only way Jack can scrape together a bare existence is by delivering food to exactly the types of successful people he wishes he could be.

Then, one day, a very strange audiobook shows up on his phone. The Killer Instinct seems to be your basic self-help guide, narrated by a washed-up action star named Hector Bruno, and brimming with cheesy advice for how to get your life together.

With so little to lose, Jack starts listening...and listening some more. He starts talking to Hector like he’s his best friend.

And then...Hector starts talking back.

©2022 Ben H. Winters (P)2022 Audible Originals, LLC.
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About the Creator - Ben H Winters

About the Creator

Ben H. Winters is the author of the novel Golden State, as well the New York Times best selling Underground Airlines, The Last Policeman and its two sequels, the horror novel Bedbugs, and several works for young readers. Among other recognitions, Winters’s books have received the Edgar Award for mystery writing, the Philip K. Dick award in science fiction, the Sidewise Award for alternate history, and France's Grand Prix de l'Imaginaire. Ben’s writing has appeared in Slate and in the New York Times Book Review. He also writes for film and television and was a producer on the FX show Legion. A film version of Bedbugs is currently in the works at MGM with a script by the mystery writer Sara Gran. Winters lives in Los Angeles with his wife, three children, dog, and fish.

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Funny and intersecting

Funny and interesting. Would read again. Wil Wheaton isn’t cool but reads this well. Cat dude is ok too

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Boy can Will Wheaton narrate a story. Worth a listen. For free. Enjoyed this a lot.

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a fun listen

it did make me chuckle several times. the story was pretty silly but i enjoyed it overall.

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A haunting tale

In the spirit of the Twilight Zone, with a believable main character. Ironic. Funny. Sad. A good listen with a great voice.

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Great Freebie!

came across this title for free.. most of the book i was thinking where is this going??i laughed a lot. worth a listen and great job wil!

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Fun Escape.

Excellent narration! A silly story, but a fun distraction - and well done storytelling. Nice freebie!

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Lots of fun!

Great story, superbly performed. I always love Wil Wheaton's narration of any book, and Ron Perlman inhabited his role completely. Just a lot of fun to listen to, with a very satisfying ending.

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A little “Twilight Zone”, a little “Dirk Gently”

I’ll be honest, I listened to this because I love Ron Perlman’s voice. So it was apt that his voice was the catalyst for the story; the protagonist was really secondary. Wil Wheaton did a fine job, the pacing of the story was great, and the conclusion quite satisfying.
5/5 for a dark comedy.

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