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Sew You Want to Be a Hero
- Threadbare, Volume 2
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.
Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally raccoon monsters, the wiles to turn a town full of undead on its ear, and the sanity to survive an encounter with a mediocre old one.
However, Threadbare's little girl is growing up now, and her own path is hard and brutal. Will she even have a use for her old teddy bear when they meet again? Will they both survive the encounter?
Warning: Contains profanity, violence, and a creepy villain who likes tentacles way too much.
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- chad
- 2023-05-02
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I have listened too this book 4 times. Find it very adorable. I also very much love the Litrpg genre
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- David Robertson
- 2021-10-20
Orcs, Vampires and Teddybears. What could go wron?
Adventure, friendship in a great story that like its hero it does amble a bit slowly at times but always with interesting chats and diversions.
Looking forward to book 3 as so far books one and two have been one continuous story
So arm your bears and let's level up.
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- Bill
- 2021-05-08
enjoyed it even more the second time
I love the nod to H.P. Lovecraft and Insmouth. second time I've listened to this book. now on to the third.
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- Riley Skinner
- 2022-07-10
Very well read, really enjoyed the narrator.
Overall the story was solid, it was a good sequel. Few surprises and the characters are cool.
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