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Narrated by:
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MacLeod Andrews
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Brittany Pressley
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Written by:
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Claudia Lux
About this listen
A darkly humorous, surprisingly poignant, and utterly gripping debut novel about a guy who works in Hell (literally) and is on the cusp of a big promotion if only he can get one more member of the wealthy Harrison family to sell their soul.
Peyote Trip has a pretty good gig in the deals department on the fifth floor of Hell. Sure, none of the pens work, the coffee machine has been out of order for a century, and the only drink on offer is Jägermeister, but Pey has a plan—and all he needs is one last member of the Harrison family to sell their soul.
When the Harrisons retreat to the family lake house for the summer, with their daughter Mickey’s precocious new friend, Ruth, in tow, the opportunity Pey has waited a millennium for might finally be in his grasp. And with the help of his charismatic coworker Calamity, he sets a plan in motion.
But things aren’t always as they seem, on Earth or in Hell. And as old secrets and new dangers scrape away at the Harrisons’ shiny surface, revealing the darkness beneath, everyone must face the consequences of their choices.
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- josh
- 2023-06-26
An amazing debut - can’t wait for her next book
Amazing!!!!! I was shocked to find out this was Claudia’s debut. She writes with the confidence of a seasoned novelist and I’m eager for whatever she comes out with next. Consider me a lifelong fan.
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- two.bit book.review
- 2022-12-13
Humanity in Hell
Delightful story with great world building that had a surprising amount to say about what it means to be human.
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- CAMG
- 2024-07-27
Enjoyable
Really enjoyed this one. No complaints. Good character development and although it’s two story lines it wasn’t confusing. The little blips of humor were great too.
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- Margot
- 2023-10-26
Boring
The narrator performances are good. I enjoyed Peyote’s narrator especially.
The story itself, agonizingly boring. The author can’t decide whether they want to write a convoluted family drama/thriller or a quirky tale of two servants of hell regaining a bit of their humanity along their journey. The author opts for both, which does a disservice to the story as a whole. These two severely uninteresting plot lines that don’t intersect in any meaningful way except for a page near the end, which feels unearned. I liked Peyote and Cal, but unfortunately their full potentials are sacrificed for another plot-line which as I mentioned should have been another novel altogether.
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- Dana Hansen
- 2024-09-24
I really liked it!
I thought it was a really cool premise for a story, and really enjoyed it :) The narrator was really great too
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