Son of a Liche
The Dark Profit Saga, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Doug Tisdale Jr.
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Written by:
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J. Zachary Pike
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A doubly disgraced dwarven hero. A band of accident-prone adventurers. Giving redemption a second shot may have been a grave mistake....
Still bruised and heartbroken from their last calamitous quest, Gorm Ingerson and his band of washed-up heroes try to make amends for the orcs they accidentally betrayed. But justice is put on hold when an old foe marches to the city gates. Gorm is horrified to discover a liche pitching the frightened city-dwellers on the merits of the undead lifestyle...at the head of a corpse army.
To save the city from high-pressure sales tactics and an inevitable siege, the dwarf warrior and his misfit band hatch a harebrained scheme that lands them at the top of the king’s kill list. With death and dark magic on his heels, Gorm must craft his own pitch to round up the troops and put the undead snake-oil salesman and his army of pushers permanently out of business.
Son of a Liche is the second book in The Dark Profit Saga, a trilogy of humorous epic fantasy novels. If you like rib-tickling shenanigans, second-rate heroes, and imaginative new takes on tired tropes, then you’ll love J. Zachary Pike’s hilarious blend of finance and high fantasy.
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- Nicholas hohnstein
- 2018-05-22
Does it again
Once again Zachary writes a great book that’s humorous and adventurous, putting a little spin on things you would normally expect from certain characters. Can’t wait for another
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-10-18
WOW!! so much more than I expected
This is the first new book I have bought since my eyesight got bad enough that reading became to difficult to enjoy the story, about 8 years ago This is an awesome story. Complex and damn funny . one of the best of this type of story I have ever read/ listened to. The characters and world are easy to care about the way they are written. The guy that read this is amazing and I hope he will be available for the next book in this series. Next to the late but great Frank Muller I have enjoyed his reading on this book the best. I cant hardly stand the wait for the next one . (I have already listened to these 2 books 3 times since I purchased them)
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- John
- 2024-01-01
A riot
You’re going to have so much fun. The author does an incredible job of building a world you want to peep around the corners of. Speaking of corners, the characters… they don’t have corners because they’re so well rounded. Mixed in with humour and lore so thick you could chew it are moments of legitimate poignancy that catch you off guard. Worth every cent I didn’t pay, because I got it with a credit.
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- Lotte
- 2022-06-22
Perfect escapism
OMG what a good listen. I read orconomics because i have a knack for orcs and other creatures. Finished it in record time to find out there is a second book. Ordered that one within a couple of minutes after i finished orconomics. Guess what i will do now? Finding book three, to read or to listen. Just too good. Great characters, great story, hilarious.
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- russell
- 2022-07-15
wildly awesome
I loved it couldn't put it down. The way each chapter flows and jumps from character to character is seamless and pushes the narrative forward in a fantastic unique way.
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