The Answer Is No
A Short Story
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wish list failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo first 3 months
Buy Now for $2.49
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Stacy Gonzalez
-
Written by:
-
Fredrik Backman
-
Elizabeth DeNoma - translator
About this listen
In a hilarious short story from New York Times bestselling author Fredrik Backman, the absurdities of modern life cause one man’s solitary world to spin suddenly, and comically, out of control.
Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone?
Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
Told in Fredrik Backman’s singular witty style with sharply drawn characters and relatable antics, The Answer Is No is a laugh-out-loud portrait of a man struggling to keep to himself in a world that won’t leave him alone.
©2024 by Vecka 16 AB (P)2024 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved. Translation © 2024 by Elizabeth DeNoma.You may also enjoy...
-
A Comedy of Nobodies
- A Collection of Stories
- Written by: Baron Ryan
- Narrated by: Baron Ryan
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Charlie knows he’s not the main character in his own story. He’s just another schmuck in the Ivy League looking to be somebody. He plays in a terrible jazz band, falls in love too easily, and struggles with the human being business. Written in a wry, comedic style, A Comedy of Nobodies: A Collection of Stories traces one fall semester in the lives of four typical but unforgettable university students who, as compensation for their existential anxieties, just want to feel understood.
-
-
Exactly what audiences should expect of Baron Ryan
- By Katherine Silivestru on 2024-07-16
Written by: Baron Ryan
-
Vera Wong's Guide to Snooping (on a Dead Man)
- A Vera Wong Novel, Book 2
- Written by: Jesse Q. Sutanto
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ever since a man was found dead in Vera's teahouse, life has been good. For Vera that is. She’s surrounded by loved ones, her shop is bustling, and best of all, her son, Tilly, has a girlfriend! All thanks to Vera, because Tilly's girlfriend is none other than Officer Selena Gray. The very same Officer Gray that she had harassed while investigating the teahouse murder. Still, Vera wishes more dead bodies would pop up in her shop, but one mustn't be ungrateful, even if one is slightly...bored.
Written by: Jesse Q. Sutanto
-
The Christmas Sisters
- A Novel
- Written by: Sarah Morgan
- Narrated by: Mandy Weston
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the snowy Highlands of Scotland, Suzanne McBride is dreaming of the perfect cozy Christmas. Her three adopted daughters are coming home for the holidays and she can’t wait to see them. But tensions are running high… Workaholic Hannah knows she can’t avoid spending the holidays with her family two years in a row. But it’s the secret she’s hiding that has her panicked. Stay-at-home mom Beth is having a personal crisis. Posy isn’t sure she’s living her best life, but with her parents depending on her, making a change seems risky. But not as risky as falling for Luke…
-
-
Didn't enjoy the performance
- By Susan Gerrior on 2018-12-28
Written by: Sarah Morgan
-
Cruel Winter with You
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- Written by: Ali Hazelwood
- Narrated by: Vivienne LaRue
- Length: 2 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All newly minted pediatrician Jamie Malek wants is to borrow a roasting pan for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, that requires her to interact with Marc—her best friend’s troublemaking brother, who’s now a tech billionaire. He’s the one who got away. She’s the one who broke his heart. Outside, a howling blizzard. Inside, a crackling fire. Suddenly, being snowbound with the man she never expected to see again might not be such a bad way to spend a winter’s night.
-
-
Cute, short, read
- By Asim on 2024-12-06
Written by: Ali Hazelwood
-
You Are Here
- A Novel
- Written by: David Nicholls
- Narrated by: Lee Ingleby, Lydia Leonard
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Michael is coming undone. Adrift after his wife's departure, he has begun taking himself on long, solitary walks across the English countryside. Becoming ever more reclusive, he’ll do anything to avoid his empty house. Marnie, on the other hand, is stuck. Hiding alone in her London flat, she avoids old friends and any reminders of her rotten, selfish ex-husband. Curled up with a good book, she’s battling the long afternoons of a life that feels like it’s passing her by.
-
-
Just what I was looking for
- By Angela on 2025-01-12
Written by: David Nicholls
-
Only Santas in the Building
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- Written by: Alexis Daria
- Narrated by: Ruby Corazon
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All Evie Cruz wants for Christmas is a nap. And maybe some ornaments for her naked Christmas tree. And while she’s making a list, she wouldn’t mind unwrapping her sexy upstairs neighbor like a present. Luckily, the building’s Santa-themed party and a surprise sprig of mistletoe give her just the opening she needs to make all her wishes come true.
Written by: Alexis Daria
-
A Comedy of Nobodies
- A Collection of Stories
- Written by: Baron Ryan
- Narrated by: Baron Ryan
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Charlie knows he’s not the main character in his own story. He’s just another schmuck in the Ivy League looking to be somebody. He plays in a terrible jazz band, falls in love too easily, and struggles with the human being business. Written in a wry, comedic style, A Comedy of Nobodies: A Collection of Stories traces one fall semester in the lives of four typical but unforgettable university students who, as compensation for their existential anxieties, just want to feel understood.
-
-
Exactly what audiences should expect of Baron Ryan
- By Katherine Silivestru on 2024-07-16
Written by: Baron Ryan
-
Vera Wong's Guide to Snooping (on a Dead Man)
- A Vera Wong Novel, Book 2
- Written by: Jesse Q. Sutanto
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ever since a man was found dead in Vera's teahouse, life has been good. For Vera that is. She’s surrounded by loved ones, her shop is bustling, and best of all, her son, Tilly, has a girlfriend! All thanks to Vera, because Tilly's girlfriend is none other than Officer Selena Gray. The very same Officer Gray that she had harassed while investigating the teahouse murder. Still, Vera wishes more dead bodies would pop up in her shop, but one mustn't be ungrateful, even if one is slightly...bored.
Written by: Jesse Q. Sutanto
-
The Christmas Sisters
- A Novel
- Written by: Sarah Morgan
- Narrated by: Mandy Weston
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the snowy Highlands of Scotland, Suzanne McBride is dreaming of the perfect cozy Christmas. Her three adopted daughters are coming home for the holidays and she can’t wait to see them. But tensions are running high… Workaholic Hannah knows she can’t avoid spending the holidays with her family two years in a row. But it’s the secret she’s hiding that has her panicked. Stay-at-home mom Beth is having a personal crisis. Posy isn’t sure she’s living her best life, but with her parents depending on her, making a change seems risky. But not as risky as falling for Luke…
-
-
Didn't enjoy the performance
- By Susan Gerrior on 2018-12-28
Written by: Sarah Morgan
-
Cruel Winter with You
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- Written by: Ali Hazelwood
- Narrated by: Vivienne LaRue
- Length: 2 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All newly minted pediatrician Jamie Malek wants is to borrow a roasting pan for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, that requires her to interact with Marc—her best friend’s troublemaking brother, who’s now a tech billionaire. He’s the one who got away. She’s the one who broke his heart. Outside, a howling blizzard. Inside, a crackling fire. Suddenly, being snowbound with the man she never expected to see again might not be such a bad way to spend a winter’s night.
-
-
Cute, short, read
- By Asim on 2024-12-06
Written by: Ali Hazelwood
-
You Are Here
- A Novel
- Written by: David Nicholls
- Narrated by: Lee Ingleby, Lydia Leonard
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Michael is coming undone. Adrift after his wife's departure, he has begun taking himself on long, solitary walks across the English countryside. Becoming ever more reclusive, he’ll do anything to avoid his empty house. Marnie, on the other hand, is stuck. Hiding alone in her London flat, she avoids old friends and any reminders of her rotten, selfish ex-husband. Curled up with a good book, she’s battling the long afternoons of a life that feels like it’s passing her by.
-
-
Just what I was looking for
- By Angela on 2025-01-12
Written by: David Nicholls
-
Only Santas in the Building
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- Written by: Alexis Daria
- Narrated by: Ruby Corazon
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All Evie Cruz wants for Christmas is a nap. And maybe some ornaments for her naked Christmas tree. And while she’s making a list, she wouldn’t mind unwrapping her sexy upstairs neighbor like a present. Luckily, the building’s Santa-themed party and a surprise sprig of mistletoe give her just the opening she needs to make all her wishes come true.
Written by: Alexis Daria
-
Merriment and Mayhem
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- Written by: Alexandria Bellefleur
- Narrated by: Amelie Griffin
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Everleigh Dangerfield’s baking disaster necessitates a call to 911, firefighter Griffin Brantley douses the flames in the kitchen, but the ones he stokes in Everleigh are an entirely different story. Unfortunately, Everleigh’s only visiting and doesn’t do casual hookups, no matter how smoldering the temptation. But Everleigh’s holiday mishaps have just begun. And Griffin is seemingly always on call. If Everleigh is game for a change of plans, he can give her the merriest Christmas of her life.
Written by: Alexandria Bellefleur
-
Murder on Thames
- Cherringham. A Cosy Crime Series - Mystery Shorts 1
- Written by: Neil Richards, Matthew Costello
- Narrated by: Neil Dudgeon
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cherringham - a quiet town in the Cotswolds. Nothing ever happens there, or so it seems - until one morning a woman's body is found in the river. A terrible accident, according to the police. But is this true? Sarah believes there must be more to it. In Jack, a former NYPD homicide detective, she finds a partner who is willing to start investigating with her. They soon find out that things are not as clear as the police want them to be ... This first - of many cases brings Sarah and Jack together in an unlikely partnership.
-
-
Boring
- By Amazon Customer on 2023-12-13
Written by: Neil Richards, and others
-
How to Plot a Payback
- Written by: Melissa Ferguson
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham, Steve West
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Successful screenwriter Finn Masters just landed his dream job writing for Neighbors, one of Hollywood's highest-rated, longest-running sitcoms. The only downside? It will put him back in proximity of the show’s universally adored, optimistic, altruistic star, Lavender Rhodes, who has been inadvertently ruining his life since they were school chums in England. But she doesn't even know she destroyed his acting career and wrecked his relationship with the love of his life.
-
-
Fantastic, lovely, book
- By Asim on 2024-05-28
Written by: Melissa Ferguson
-
Imaginary Strangers
- Dangerous Strangers Thrillers, Book 1
- Written by: Minka Kent
- Narrated by: Renata Friedman
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Camille Prescott has it all. A doting husband, two children, a charming home in a seaside enclave, and a beautiful, fixed smile that exudes normalcy. But behind her polished mask lurks a much different Camille—one with a padlocked vault of secrets. Raised by a vindictive and psychotic woman, Camille has gone to great lengths to bury her past and for good reason: if her mother ever finds her, she will kill her.
-
-
Good ending
- By Allie Mackelmore on 2025-01-16
Written by: Minka Kent
-
Welcome to the Hyunam-dong Bookshop
- Written by: Hwang Bo-reum, Shanna Tan - translator
- Narrated by: Rosa Escoda
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Yeongju did everything she was supposed to, go to university, marry a decent man, get a respectable job. Then it all fell apart. Burned out, Yeongju abandons her old life, quits her high-flying career, divorces her husband, and follows her dream. She opens a bookshop. In a quaint neighbourhood in Seoul, surrounded by books, Yeongju and her customers take refuge. From the lonely barista to the unhappily married housewife, and the writer who sees something special in Yeongju - they all have disappointments in their past.
-
-
If you’re a book lover you’ll love this
- By Exactly what I was looking for on 2025-01-03
Written by: Hwang Bo-reum, and others
-
The Rose Arbor
- A Novel
- Written by: Rhys Bowen
- Narrated by: Nicola Barber
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
London: 1968. Liz Houghton is languishing as an obituary writer at a London newspaper when a young girl’s disappearance captivates the city. If Liz can break the story, it’s her way into the newsroom. She already has a scoop: Her best friend Marisa is a police officer who is assigned to the case. Liz follows Marisa to Dorset, where they make another disturbing discovery. Over two decades earlier, three girls disappeared while evacuating from London. One was found murdered in the woods near a train line. The other two were never seen again.
-
-
A very cleverly woven mystery
- By Kate Greenaway on 2024-12-27
Written by: Rhys Bowen
-
Time Lost
- Written by: Elyse Douglas
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On a serene night in 1953, Sally Mason, a dedicated wife and mother of two, drives a twisting road on her way home from night school. Suddenly, a mysterious bluish-white light descends over the road. Terrified, Sally slams on the brakes. After a flash of bright light nearly blinds her, she passes out, awakening to the persistent knock of a police officer on her car window. When she sees the officer and remembers her frightening experience, she screams and faints, and is rushed to the hospital.
-
-
More like TIME WASTED.
- By Mike F on 2025-01-15
Written by: Elyse Douglas
-
Women in White Coats
- How the First Women Doctors Changed the World of Medicine
- Written by: Olivia Campbell
- Narrated by: Jean Ann Douglass
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the early 1900s, women were dying in large numbers from treatable diseases because they avoided receiving medical care. Examinations performed by male doctors were often demeaning and even painful. In addition, women faced stigma from illness—a diagnosis could greatly limit their ability to find husbands, jobs or be received in polite society. Motivated by personal loss and frustration over inadequate medical care, Elizabeth Blackwell, Lizzie Garret Anderson and Sophie Jex-Blake fought for a woman's place in the male-dominated medical field.
-
-
very informative
- By ssm reader on 2022-03-02
Written by: Olivia Campbell
-
A BBC Christmas Collection
- 30 Festive Dramas and Stories
- Written by: Alexander McCall Smith, Rachel Joyce, Charles Dickens, and others
- Narrated by: Nikesh Patel, Meera Syal, Stephen Fry, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Christmas is the perfect time to curl up with a good story, and this cracking collection brings you 30 wonderfully diverse tales inspired by this most special of seasons. From Santa Claus, gift-giving and family gatherings, to an unexpected encounter in a snowstorm and an alternative take on the Nativity, they're sure to get you in the festive mood.
Written by: Alexander McCall Smith, and others
-
The Widow's Husband's Secret Lie
- A Satirical Short Story
- Written by: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My husband is dead. I attended his funeral. I watched his casket be lowered six feet into the ground. (Actually, it may have been only five feet, but that still seems like more than enough.) And then we ate an array of finger sandwiches and deviled eggs and miniature beef wellingtons that cost more than my first car. My point is, Grant is gone. And so are all his many, many deep, dark secrets which I never really ever bothered to ask him about. He is never coming back.
-
-
Just wasn’t satisfied
- By Amazon Customer on 2025-01-17
Written by: Freida McFadden
-
Cold Kitchen
- A Year of Culinary Journeys
- Written by: Caroline Eden
- Narrated by: Caroline Eden
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A welcoming refuge with its tempting pantry, shelves of books and inquisitive dog, Caroline Eden finds comfort away from the road in her basement Edinburgh kitchen. Join her as she cooks recipes from her travels, reflects on past adventures and contemplates the kitchen’s unique ability to tell human stories. This is a hauntingly honest, and at times heartbreaking, memoir with the smell, taste and preparation of food at its heart.
Written by: Caroline Eden
-
The Act of Disappearing
- A Novel
- Written by: Nathan Gower
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Ashley Klanac
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Julia White is struggling: her bartending job isn’t cutting it, and her first book has sold hardly any copies. She’s broke, barely able to make ends meet while drowning in her late mother’s medical bills and reeling after a one-night stand with her ex-boyfriend, who’s now completely ghosted her. Enter Johnathan Aster, world-renowned photographer, with a proposal: he has a never-before-seen photograph of a woman falling from a train bridge, clutching what appears to be a baby. And he wants Julia to research the story.
-
-
excellent story and narrator
- By Louise Nicholson on 2025-01-12
Written by: Nathan Gower
What listeners say about The Answer Is No
Average Customer RatingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- L. Antoine
- 2024-12-22
Adorable
Such a wonderful novella and a good bridge until the next Backman novel is out… my only wish is that Ireland was the narrator. The three headed board is something special
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- ctf
- 2024-12-18
overrated
We listened to this on a road trip. The performance was so cringey we couldn’t finish it, and the story wasn’t interesting enough to make us continue. Never did finish it.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Marypretends
- 2024-12-11
Fun quick story
This was a pretty fun short story with good narrating. Great for lite listening, I finished in one day.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful