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  • Magic and Mayhem Universe: Magic and Mayhem, Book 9
  • Written by: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
  • Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
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The Bad Boys of Assjacket

Written by: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
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A dare is a dare.

No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin’, crime lovin’ cat would ever pass up a dare.

So I didn’t.

Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin’ week!

This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues:

  • The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. Legal means are not working.
  • Sassy’s Canadian tutors show up - the furry, cat-burgling dames who we’ve been in love with our entire nine lives. In order to woo the gorgeous broads, we need to be at our criminal best.
  • We need the help of a foul-mouthed troll who throws tantrums like a three-year-old serial killer and wants to bump off everyone. 

Throw in a cryptic message from the Goddess, humans invading our town and evil, sticky-fingered groundhogs, and we have a hot mess on our paws. 

I hope we have a few of our kitty lives left because the Bad Boys of Assjacket are going to save the day or get 86'd trying. 

©2020 Robyn Peterman (P)2020 Robyn Peterman

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Even more hilarious when heard

I read the book when it came out, but listening to it made is even more laugh-out-loud, wee-in-your-pants hilarious, especially F*****g Derrick. I haven't laughed as hard in a long time. Awesome work!

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