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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Welcome to the Gun Show!
The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face.
The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down. Down is up. Close is far. The cars are filled with monsters, the railway stations are less than safe, and the exit is always just a few stops away.
But there is hope. For the first time, the crawlers are all working together. The loot is better than ever. And the secret to unraveling it all may be hidden in the pages of a seemingly useless book.
Welcome, crawlers. Welcome to the fourth floor of the dungeon.
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- Anonymous User
- 2022-04-18
This shit had me dying the entire time!
loved every moment!
this series is going to go forever at this pace and I love it!
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- felix demers
- 2023-06-18
"A ghoul blood bukake"
The book had me laughing out loud multiple times. The grossout humour is tuned just right without being overbearing.
Performance: the added value of effects really helps in what context what voice is happening. The VA is doing an amazing job at giving each character their own personality.
Story: while initially convoluted the tangle makes some kind of sick sense if you get to the end. The humour and the prose do make it an easier ride through the confusion, but i felt the viewers from the book when they voiced their discontent about it.
I loved the reframing of the first person narration towards the end.
All and all amazing book, if hard to follow in parts.
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- Nathan C
- 2023-10-16
Excellent, just Excellent
been hooked since the first book can't recommend this series enough. worth your time and your money don't miss it
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- Joshua
- 2024-07-07
Keeps Getting Better
Not much else to say except props for roping in the Critical Drinker. That was a pleasant suprise!
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- ZeD Spacie
- 2021-05-31
Absolutely wonderful
I had a credit and nothing to listen to - scrolled around for a bit and finally said "fuck it. Dungeon Crawler Carl at least has a good narrator. let's risk it."
holy hell was I lucky.
best series I've come across in so long and Jeff nails it all the way through.
fucking legendary.
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- Marie Jobin
- 2022-02-22
Gets even more interesting
I am liking this series more and more! This third book ads another layer on intregue... Can't wait to read the next!
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- James S.
- 2022-12-02
Fun
I can't get enough of the Contained Arnarchy that is Carl and the chaos that follows him everywhere.
heading directly into the next book in the series.
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- Elliott
- 2023-11-15
A laugh a minute
This series is freaking hilarious, I highly recommend this series. The narration is some of the best I’ve heard so far. The effects are amazing and the best part is the AI every time Carl examine another item.
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- James
- 2024-04-18
#3 is another hit!
Matt and Jeff do it again! These guys together bring the characters to life. Can't wait for book #4.
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- 306outdoorsman
- 2022-02-28
Love it!
I just fken love these books. Well done matt and Jeff, I can’t get enough of Carl and Doughnut.
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