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The Fallen Bard

Written by: Lars M.
Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Laurie Catherine Winkel, Jeff Hays
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Daniel's (updated) guide to early retirement, version 2.0:

  1. Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss. (Complete success. Except for the part where I was discovered and almost caught.)
  2. Hide out in super-exclusive full immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off. (Doing fine so far. They may have figured out that I’m in-game. Still, it’s a huge game, so no problem, right?)
  3. Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up. (Two out of three ain’t bad. We’re just postponing the "live it up" part a bit.)
  4. Profit. (Still almost two years to go for that. Think happy thoughts!)

He could have been way worse off. Sure, Daniel was stuck in-game as the local bard of a quaint village, but people were nice, the quests juicy, and the lore intriguing. Even so, with the mob on the look-out, Daniel would soon find himself sorely tested to avoid detection.

Disclaimer: Still no harems in this series, even with a bard MC. Go figure. We’re going light on the cursing and less light on the puns. You were warned.
©2019 Lars Machmuller (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater
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slow at first but then picks up....

it was enjoyable but wondering if that is it or are they going to continue the story? what happens to David and the mob? the other elf girl? the door in the mine? I hope Lars M doesn't just end it here.

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