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The Future According to Me

Written by: Rob Kutner
Narrated by: Emo Philips, Rob Kutner, Jane Wiedlin, Kurt Andersen, Cecil Baldwin, Kipleigh Brown, Eddie Pepitone
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Hipster aliens! Existentially aware smart toilets! Instant genital swapping! The future will be all of these things and so much more in Conan/Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's collection of "quick hits" on what could be but probably shouldn't.

Includes never-before-seen primary source documents like:

  • The official memo of the triumphant Jewish/gay/lizard-people conspiracy
  • The diary of a time-travelling garbage man
  • The unearthed prophecies of the great Seusstrodamus

If you listen to this book, you are guaranteed to start traveling into the future.

©2011 Rob Kutner (P)2015 Audible, Inc. Anthologies & Short Stories Fiction Literature & Fiction Science Fiction Short Story Science Fiction Anthology

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Very funny and weird

If you like Welcome to Night Vale, you'll probably love this. I thought it was great

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