
The Goblins Are Revolting: An Isekai Adventure
Only Villains Do That, Book 3
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Todd Haberkorn
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Written by:
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D. D. Webb
About this listen
In the third book of this brutally funny portal fantasy from the author of the Gods Are Bastards, even the most hideous of creatures can have value—sort of . . .
Transported from Earth to another world by a temperamental goddess, misanthrope Seiji was suddenly a dark lord of incredible power. Not that he wanted that exactly. He just hated everything and everyone and wanted to be left alone. So as a big baddie, he's tried to hold back on the pure-evil schtick and make life a little better for his people—without being a total wuss, of course.
But sometimes baddies gotta be bad. And now Seiji has found himself caught in a military, political, and possibly genocidal conflict with goblins. Historically (albeit wrongly) considered lowly pests, they've gathered under the banner of a self-proclaimed king. And that means all-out war to the last man . . . or goblin, as it were.
It also may offer Seiji the opportunity to create an unstoppable weapon to use against his nemesis: the insufferably good-hearted, noble, super-freaking-annoying Yoshi, the "Hero." The little twerp will never see it coming. Muahahahahahahaaaa!
The third volume of the hit fantasy adventure series—with more than five million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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- josh
- 2024-12-02
fan-fugu-tastic
another solid entry into the series. no complaints at all. the characters remain incredibly flushed out, the clap back banter is on point and the rants! oh my god the rants! sign me the fuck up, dark lord!
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- jenna
- 2024-12-19
You have to listen
This series is just the best!! You won’t regret listening to it! Great story and great characters
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- Anonymous User
- 2024-12-03
only villains do that
for DD web as one that is writing their own novel, I want to commend you. I thought your book was well written. I do feel like you lingered on certain points that I felt were long drawn out but maybe you have a reason.
The main thing that I would like to comment on and maybe you have a reason is that situation where there was a man dressed up as a woman and the other females saw that he had a penis. The one female had a problem with him dressing up as a female but getting changed around him.
I realize this is your point of view and I respect it but know that there have been multiple rapes when that same concept was applied in prisons and allows for rapes in schools. I do agree that people should live the way they choose but not being forced to have situations where someone in power like your main character enforce that they continue changing in the same area to me. that's forceful and communistic. I realize that's my opinion, but overall I think your books was well written.
Best regards, Ben
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