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Narrated by:
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Patti Murin
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Jon Root
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Written by:
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Christina Lauren
About this listen
From the New York Times best-selling author behind the “joyful, warm, touching” (Jasmine Guillory, New York Times best-selling author) The Unhoneymooners comes a delightfully charming love story about what happens when two assistants tasked with keeping a rocky relationship from explosion start to feel sparks of their own.
Carey Duncan has worked for home remodeling and design gurus Melissa and Rusty Tripp for nearly a decade. A country girl at heart, Carey started in their first store at 16, and - more than anyone would suspect - has helped them build an empire. With a new show and a book about to launch, the Tripps are on the verge of superstardom. There’s only one problem: America’s favorite couple can’t stand each other.
James McCann, MIT graduate and engineering genius, was originally hired as a structural engineer, but the job isn’t all he thought it’d be. The last straw? Both he and Carey must go on book tour with the Tripps and keep the wheels from falling off the proverbial bus.
Unfortunately, neither of them is in any position to quit. Carey needs health insurance, and James has been promised the role of a lifetime if he can just keep the couple on track for a few more weeks. While road-tripping with the Tripps up the West Coast, Carey and James vow to work together to keep their bosses’ secrets hidden, and their own jobs secure. But if they stop playing along - and start playing for keeps - they may have the chance to build something beautiful together.
From the “hilariously zany and heartfelt” (Booklist) Christina Lauren comes a romantic comedy that proves if it’s broke, you might as well fix it.
©2020 Christina Lauren (P)2020 Simon & Schuster AudioYou may also enjoy...
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- Paula Armstrong
- 2020-03-28
Honey don't list
Awesome book. Would love a sequel. sweet story & I definitely would enjoy finding out how things turn out for Carrie & James, Russell and even Meiije
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- kelz
- 2020-10-10
Good read
I was very impressed with the dynamics of the characters, seeing both sides and adding suspense to the plot.
It’s a great show of gaining confidence and moving forward. Show of dedication isn’t always the most important part of some people’s lives and people who might of helped you but after a while you owe them nothing .
The main lesson I took away from this book is to own your talents and make them something amazing for yourself!
I’d adore a follow up to this book. I want to see how things worked out / didn’t.
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