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Michael Lesley
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TJ Klune
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Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident.
Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam's pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the king's wizard, Morgan of Shadows.
When Sam's 14, he enters the Dark Woods and returns with Gary, the hornless gay unicorn, and a half-giant named Tiggy, earning the moniker Sam of Wilds.
At 15, Sam learns what love truly is when a new knight arrives at the castle - Knight Ryan Foxheart, the dreamiest dream to have ever been dreamed.
Naturally, it all goes to hell when Ryan dates the reprehensible Prince Justin, Sam can't control his magic, a sexually aggressive dragon kidnaps the prince, and the king sends them on an epic quest to save Ryan's boyfriend, all while Sam falls more in love with someone he can never have.
Or, so he thinks.
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- Maxadriane
- 2021-08-22
The most hilarious narration and story ever
If you are in need of a hilarious way to pass the time, this is worth every second. Mr. Lesley has ramped up his narration game a thousand-fold and takes this tale to the next level. I dont think I’ve laughed so hard in ages. If you like snappy dialogue, an interesting cast cast of characters brought to life by an award wining narration, true love and some of the unexpected, this is for you. I have recommended it to everyone I know.
Thank you to all involved. (Gary especially. But of course he’d know that already.🦄)
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- Jeanine
- 2024-01-12
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Gay Unicorns, Sexually Aggressive Dragons, Mr. Perfect Knight Deliciousface and a Powerful Twink Wizard.
6/5, this book is hands-down THE funniest shit I have ever read. A story for the gayest of gays. The writing? Brilliant. The narrator? Brilliant. Smash that credit button...and as always, happy listening. ❤️
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- Maria Jose
- 2021-01-27
Amazingly and epically hilarious!
Loved the story and the narration. Great story, and the narrator did such a great job with all the different voices and intention, all the sass and banter. LOVED IT!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-04-10
Fantastic story and incredible narration!
I loved the book and Michael Lesley brings it to life with his amazing voices!
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- D A Hamelin
- 2021-11-15
Fantastic !!!!
I have no words to describe how much I enjoyed this book. It was brilliant and I laughed till I cried.
Thank you TJ Klune for all this joy you gave me.
Thank you Michael Lesley for an wonderful performance and bringing these characters to life.
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- Gary
- 2019-06-12
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Entertaining, frequent laughing outbursts, content might be objectionable to some, but I found it hilarious
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- Lindsay B.
- 2020-04-22
Uproariously funny!
A laugh-out-loud funny book that I absolutely devoured. I have never listened to narration that better suited the book!
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- Elizabeth
- 2020-09-17
absolutely hilarious
never in my life have I laughed so hard at a book. it's ridiculous, but also a genuinely good story, can't wait to listen to the rest of the series
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- Esi
- 2020-09-02
Many laugh out loud moments
This was a great story. It had everything you can ask for, humour, adventure, romance and a great storyline. The only con, I would say, is sometimes certain characters' obliviousness gets frustrating! You're just waiting for them to figure things out already! lol
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- Yator L
- 2021-03-07
Hilarious and delightful
Just get it. It's so Good! The characters are so funny and the story and the reader does an excellent job bringing them to life.
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