The New Comedy Bible
The Ultimate Guide to Writing and Performing Stand-Up Comedy
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Judy Carter
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Judy Carter
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The New Comedy Bible is a step-by-step, no excuses manual for writing, performing, and launching your career as a stand-up comic. Written by Judy Carter, the author of The Comedy Bible (2001), which was called by The Washington Post and Forbes as a “Comedy Essential”. This new book, penned in classic Carter’s style - part career coach and part comedy dominatrix - has 100 percent new content where you will:
- Partake in 48 new exercises to turn your problems into punchlines.
- Create 60 minutes of new material.
- Discover your authentic comedy persona.
- Conquer stage fright and slay hecklers.
- Push part procrastination and get booked.
Whether you’re a beginner just starting out or a pro looking to create new material for your next Netflix Comedy Special, Carter’s proven methods are legendary among today’s top performers. Alumni of her workshops include: Seth Rogan, Hannah Gadsby, Sherri Sheppard, and Maz Jobrani, among others. As Lily Tomlin says, "Judy Carter helps others find their authentic persona and communicate in a way that makes audiences laugh." Interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, she said, “Judy Carter can show you how to make your sense of humor pay off.”
The exercises in this book will get you off the couch and onto the stage, helping you develop the skills necessary to envision, and achieve, a successful career in comedy.
©2020 Indie Books International (P)2020 Judy CarterYou may also enjoy...
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- Elissa Gumushel
- 2025-01-23
Practically Funny
A practical guide to funniness! Really well structured and useful methods and exercises to create material that works. Judy Carter narrates in a way that makes you feel like she’s in the room with you guiding you along! Loved it!
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- Marc Haine
- 2021-01-13
The Consummate Guide to Comedy
The Comedy Bible breaks down strategies, tools and techniques to get funny.
There are 3 subtle signs that this book is valuable
1. If you apply the exercises you will learn to apply the lessons
2. You will be opened and focussed to find a comedy bible
3. The hard copy version of the book, is really great as a doorstop to keep wind-blown doors from slamming.
In all seriousness, Judy Carter is a pro and knows her stuff - the updated version leverages modern-day comics and cites best practices.
If you need to add humour to your speeches or want to try your hand at a local open mic, get yourself a comedy buddy and work through this book.
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- John Joe Parrot
- 2021-07-19
Fun Exercises
Thanks, Judy Carter! This book is the perfect tool at to tackle the stage. Can't wait to give it a go!
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