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The New Rules for Blondes

Written by: Selena Coppock
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Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun.

The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy.

In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.

©2013 Selena Coppock (P)2013 HarperCollins Publishers Comedy & Humor Entertainment & Celebrities Women Celebrity Comedy
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Terrible, unhelpful, full of bad advice, and boring examples. I thought I might actually get some advice or insight, but this is as deep as a spilled cup of coffee on a countertop.

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