The Nightmare Before Kissmas
A Royals and Romance Novel
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Ellis Evans
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Sara Raasch
About this listen
Red, White & Royal Blue meets The Nightmare Before Christmas in a sexy, quirky rom-com where the golden-hearted Prince of Christmas falls for the totally off-limits Prince of Halloween.
Nicholas “Coal” Claus used to love Christmas. Until his father, the reigning Santa, turned the holiday into a PR façade. Coal will do anything to escape the spectacle, including getting tangled in a drunken, supremely hot make-out session with a beautiful man behind a seedy bar one night.
But the heir to Christmas is soon commanded to do his duty: he will marry his best friend, Iris, the Easter Princess and his brother’s not-so-secret crush. A situation that has disaster written all over it.
Things go from bad to worse when a rival arrives to challenge Coal for the princess’s hand…and Coal comes face-to-face with his mysterious behind-the-bar hottie: Hex, the Prince of Halloween.
It’s a fake competition between two holiday princes who can’t keep their hands off each other over a marriage of convenience that no one wants. And it all leads to one of the sweetest, sexiest, messiest, most delightfully unforgettable love stories of the year.
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- Anonymous User
- 2024-10-19
So cute and wholesome!
I could not stop listening! It was so good and just wholesome. A perfect mix of holiday cheesiness and a good story. I cannot wait for the second!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-12-17
Excellent holiday story!
I loved this one! I loved Hex and Coal together!
New to me author and I loved their writing style!
Narrator was excellent!
This is one of my top 5 books of the year.
Highly recommend!
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- Krysten
- 2024-11-25
Perfect holiday story!
I loved everything about this book. I loved this new take on holidays and the world that was built from it. I can not wait to dive back into this universe with the next book!
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- Anonymous User
- 2024-10-24
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Love all so good I need a 2 book please 😊 they are so cute together
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- 2024-11-07
A holiday MM romance
The story was cute and sweet but ended rather abruptly without showing the final resolution of the problem.
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