The Prince Has No Pants
Ben's Damn Adventure, Book 1
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Johnathan McClain
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Matthew Howry
About this listen
All life on Earth has been stolen away by The System.
It was transported to another world at the behest of a distant galactic empire that lives in terror of humanity's potential.
Ben - just a normal, if not slightly above average guy - had been about to go on the first real vacation of his adult life. But plans changed. Now, he must contend with danger and mystery in a world full of monsters, magic, and treasure. Armed with nothing but his wits and a special item given to him by The System, he embarks on a damn good adventure.
Written by Matthew Howry, better known to Royal Road fans as Salty Waters.
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- steve
- 2021-02-20
A short bus sized bundle of laughs!
This reader and author pairing is simply perfect! The whole thing was extremely entertaining! Even when bad things happen they made it amusing. An instant favorite.
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- Deanna Healy-McCubbin
- 2023-04-09
Hilarious
It’s an adventure with funny and Relatable characters. Narrator does a great job of bringing the story to life
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- Sir.Okey
- 2023-04-15
Just a good fun listen
I listened to this book at work, and it can be miserable. with this book, my day was better and had me laughing.I really enjoyed it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2021-02-25
entertaining
I really enjoyed this book. It was funny,entertaining and imaginative.loved the friendships between the creatures. The narrator was perfect for the story.
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- Heather
- 2021-04-24
Funny, but not what I expected
The premise for this one is great - humans are the boogeyman of the universe, and the Space Elves have to figure out how to deal with us...so why not put them into a game world?
But if you're expecting this to be like a usual Isekai...nope. The main character is turned into a fairy, complete with mental compulsions that change the character's personality. And there are no other humans to interact with. Instead, you get aliens, fairies, and...a talking shark. I knew our protagonist would be landing in a fantasy world, but I expected something...more normal, I guess. This just feels like a bait and switch!
That being said, the book is funny, especially the AI's snarkiness. But it just feels a little TOO crazy for me to enjoy the way I was hoping.
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