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  • The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy

  • A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond
  • Written by: Dawn Dais
  • Narrated by: Dawn Dais
  • Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
  • 3.8 out of 5 stars (5 ratings)

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The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy

Written by: Dawn Dais
Narrated by: Dawn Dais
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Publisher's Summary

The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers honest and “laugh out loud” (Parents) advice for expectant parents

Pregnancy is about more than scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies. Sometimes, the less flattering aspects of gestation can dim a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn Dais is here, ready to shepherd listeners through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It’s not always pretty.)

Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase listeners' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.

©2017 Dawn Dais (P)2017 Hachette Audio

What the critics say

"Moms with kids will laugh out loud at Dais's quirky insights and strong opinions."—Parents

"From poop to postpartum depression, [Dais] presents a no-holds-barred look at all of the changes and challenges that new moms and dads can face, along with the three little words every infant-toting parent wants to hear: It gets better."—Parade

"If ignorance is bliss, this may not be the best book to read."—Fit Pregnancy

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Don't Buy This Book!

I never write reviews but had to comment on this one. Don't waste your money on this one. The title is so misleading, I kept thinking "and what exactly is the shit no one tells you?...". The advice was ridiculous. Example: hold a bag of flour while you're peeing to practice peeing with a baby on your arm or go to chucky cheese and touch all of the surfaces to put your immune system to the test. The author also included some weirdly person stuff that had no business being in this book, like letters that she wrote to her unborn daughter. Such a money grab, I was honestly pissed of reading this (and no it's not the pregnancy hormones talking!), I just really hate when people waste my time and my money.

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