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The Slob

Written by: Aron Beauregard
Narrated by: Lila Kerry
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Some stains don't come out....

Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband, Daniel, are expecting, she needs fast cash.

Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988.

All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away.

Nothing will prepare you for the nastiness, disorder, and sickening horror brought forth by...the Slob. The Slob has received critical praise and as a result has been nominated for the 2021 Splatterpunk Awards!

Warning: This book contains graphic content. Listener discretion is advised.

©2019, 2020, 2021 Aron Beauregard (P)2022 Aron Beauregard
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I can’t believe audible recommended this…. THANK YOU

My god this was by far the most vile and nauseating thing I’ve ever read/heard. And I loved everything about it!!! I am both impressed and horrified that audible’s algorithm picked this out for me, but it’s been recommending it for ages, so I finally decided to give it a go. Wow wow wow. Thanks audible, now I’m gonna have to listen to all of Beauregard’s books. I’m officially disgusted beyond belief……. And totally hooked!

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What did I just read

This book is one of the most vile story I’ve ever read but incredibly well written. The way the author describes the horrific scenes make them so believe, that an actual human could do this (and yes at some part of the book I could imagine some of our real life serial killers would have done).

This book is for a mature audience and is not for the faint of hearts or if you have triggers (believe me do your research beforehand). I will definitely read more from this author, it has opened up a new genre for me

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Gruesome

I didn't know what to read anymore until I heard of this author. The story is sick and twisted and I love every minute of it.

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Holy Crap

I was dubious about this book after seeing it recommended by Audible and seeing the length, but I am morbidly and pleasantly surprised. Lila's performance carried this book completely, the story being what it is.

Gory, visceral and a bit campy are the trademarks of good splatter horror. This book has all three in spades, but the ending is where it fell apart for me a bit. I understand the author's need to validate the events, but the end came off a bit lazy and a little overly Hollywood for me.

Everyone in this book aside from the heroine deserved their comeuppance, but this veered tragically from the grounded and believable into a sloppy B movie script.

Enjoy "The Slob" for what it is, but keep your expectations low and a vomit bucket near by.

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Extreme at its finest

Gross. Disgusting. Disturbing. Amazing. Not for the faint of heart. a must read for Splatter lovers.

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Perfectly Disgusting and Horrifying

Exactly what I’ve been looking for!This story pulls no punches. It’s the most disturbing thing I’ve ever listened to..by far! If you want to be disgusted and creeped out this is a must listen! Loved every second

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a drag then got stupid gross

I was expecting gross but the "twists" at the end killed it. *Spoilers * a woman can't do that with her body and run away. An evil ring of cannibals .... no thanks. The story could have been really horrific if it had been grounded but it got cartoonish. Finished it but won't listen again.

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Horribly Written

The author clearly doesn’t understand anything about female anatomy. The “twist ending” was not only unnecessary as a whole, but homophobic as well. The whole thing reads like a 14 year old living in their mom’s basement trying to be edgy wrote it. I wouldn’t call this splatter-punk. It’s simply gross and badly written.

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