The Stupidest Angel
A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
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Narrated by:
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Tony Roberts
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Written by:
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Christopher Moore
About this listen
But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he's not on his deathbed. But Josh is sure that he saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and now the 7-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead.
But hold on! There's an angel waiting in the wings. (Wings, get it?) It's none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Unfortunately, our angel's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say "Kris Kringle" he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen.
Only Christopher Moore, the man who brought you the outrageous lost gospel Lamb and the hysterical fish tale Fluke, could have devised a new holiday classic that tugs at the heartstrings and serves up a healthy slice of fruitcake to boot.
©2004 Christopher Moore (P)2004 HarperCollins Publishes, Inc.You may also enjoy...
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Just brilliant
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so fun and sweet
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Great story, ok voice acting
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A Dirty Job
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unfortunate
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funny
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Written by: Christopher Moore
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- Narrated by: Euan Morton
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- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
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- By Amazon Customer on 2019-11-29
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What the critics say
"This little slice of perverse Christmas cheer is enough to make even the most cynical Scrooge guffaw." (Publishers Weekly)
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- Clayton
- 2022-12-17
Goofy; not really for Christmas
If you enjoyed LAMB by this author, you’ll like this too. Plenty of well-written and funny bits; I even laughed out loud a few times. I was hoping for the same kind of irreverence as LAMB but only got a few moments of it. Funny story though!
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- Karen M.
- 2020-12-12
Not sure of my feelings
That was the weirdest book. I can't say I didn't like it, it was amusing and funny in parts. Not completely my kind of story tho. Lol
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- Amazon Customer
- 2020-04-20
Hilarious
A lot of fun. Very well read. Now I want to get more of Christopher Moore's work.
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- MM
- 2021-12-12
laughed my a$$ off
This novel is absolutely brilliant and I can't wait to read another by this author.
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- KStewart
- 2018-11-26
Awesome story but narration weak
I love this story but narration too sedate for the subject matter. needed more energy!
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- Sharon Smith
- 2021-11-16
unable to finish
was not able to finish the story. the one telling it I could not listen to. love the other two in the series.
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