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  • The Twat Files

  • Written by: Dawn French
  • Narrated by: Dawn French
  • Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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Discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.

When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.

BUT.

That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:

Mistakes tell us about ourselves.

Mistakes tell us about others.

Mistakes are hilarious.

Mistakes expose our flaws.

Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.

Mistakes are gloriously human.

My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.

Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.

That would be perfectly twatty.
©2023 Dawn French (P)2023 Penguin Audio
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It takes a twat to know a twat!..

…And that’s probably why I enjoyed this so much! Laugh out loud funny and sometimes excruciatingly embarrassing. A tonic for these turbulent times.

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