
The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
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Drew Hayes
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive”.
Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess!
Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Nanette Savard, and David Zitney.
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- Alex
- 2021-01-11
Love it.
Super fun story and voice acting is indeed movie in your mind. Would strongly recommend
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- Jorge Pedrero
- 2024-07-20
Enjoyable, funy, cool characters, good rhythm.
Totally recommended. The dramatization version is great, good actors, nice music, well directed. The story is enjoyable with suspense moments but funny all the time.
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- Eevee
- 2021-01-23
Kind of a let down
I really tried to give this story a shot. I'm a big fan of the broken bridge series, and super powereds was okay. Over an hour in to this one and it just feel like an incel self insert fan fiction.
Maybe it gets better later but a quarter of the way through I still actively dislike the protagonist.
If I missed something important I'd love to be wrong about this story. As is, I'll avoid the authors other books.
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