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- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 18 hrs and 48 mins
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From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.
"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected....
This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2019-05-09
absolutely amazing!
totally loved it!
couldn't stop listening!
recommend to various friends
found it very real and relateable
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- Laura L
- 2019-07-09
First book was great!
Unfortunately, book two and book three were let downs. The man’s voice in the second and third books was jarring. One consistent narrator would have improved the flow.
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- Jennifer
- 2022-12-17
So fun!!
I just loved the honesty!! Loved this!
Performances are great! I loved the story line too!!
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-06-24
one of the funniest and realest book I've read
I truly enjoyed this book. the narration, the story... AMAZING! Def a must read/listen to. Do yourself a favor and get this book. you'll enjoy it from beginning to end!
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-08-28
Great book
Super funny, easy listening romance book. Loved it and would recommend it. The review shouldn’t have to be at least 15 words
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-02-25
totally loved it!
Made me laugh out loud (in public) so many times! I truly think this is one of the best rom coms I've listened to.
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- Dana M.
- 2019-08-29
hmmmm
The first few encounters I laughed out loud. Then is was just stupid. Nobody is that naive. I could not finish listening to this.
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