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David Walliams
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BE WARNED! AWFUL ANIMALS LURK INSIDE…
Millions of readers have loved The World’s Worst Children, The World’s Worst Teachers and The World’s Worst Parents – now they will delight in this ludicrously laugh-out-loud collection of pets, brought to you by the phenomenal Number One bestselling author David Walliams.
These ten tales of the world’s craziest creatures will have you shaking with laughter. You’ll never look at pets in the same way again!
Marvel at Houdini, the magician’s rabbit. Take a trip around the world with Zoom, the supersonic tortoise. Gasp at the chaos created by Griselda, a grizzly bear with a big secret. And RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! It’s Furp, the monstrous goldfish!
Good pets, bad pets, supervillain pets, pets as big as a house and pets that could eat you in one gulp – these are the most hilarious and horrendous animals around.
David Walliams was most recently Children’s #1 bestseller for six weeks with Gangsta Granny Strikes Again! (TCM chart: from 20 Nov 2021)
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What the critics say
“This really is Walliams at his most indulgently gross and silly—the perfect combination for thousands of his loyal fans.” (Daily Mail)
“Laugh-out-loud funny and…downright disgusting.” (Daily Express)
“Often described as the modern-day Roald Dahl, Walliams is a big author with big ideas and plenty of illustrations, all combining to make for real page-turners, even for kids who would normally look at you as if you’re mad to suggest reading for pleasure.” (The Independent)
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- Christina Hagemann
- 2022-04-29
So Funny
I love it so much! It’s really funny please make a second one soon it’s the best one David Williams has made so far! ❤️
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- Elizabeth Dalgleish
- 2023-05-09
Sooooooooo good 🙀
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so good thanks for sharing this book with me.
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- SKre
- 2024-05-29
humor
Very funny 🤣🤣🤣 Definitely would recommend to anyone who loves to laugh and is great literature
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