The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #1: Just Try Not to Die
Brian Helsing, Book 1
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The World's Unlikeliest Vampire Hunter: Mission #1: Just Try Not to Die
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Narrated by:
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Hannibal Hills
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Written by:
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Gareth K. Pengelly
About this listen
When Helsing XII, the latest in the long and illustrious line of brave demon-hunters dies in combat, no-one would have expected his ring of power to be handed down to an idiot.
Least of all said idiot; Brian Trelawney, the most hapless car salesman in the whole of Cornwall.
With no redeeming features bar his towering height, Brian finds himself thrust into a strange and often terrifying world of vampires, banshees and all other Things That Go Bump In The Night. Trained, after a fashion, by the eccentric Masters, and equipped with strange weapons, Brian is sent into battle as the unwitting savior of mankind.
Accompanied by his friend Neil, a man oddly enough far more appropriate for the role of Helsing, Brian must bumble his way through his first mission; placating a terrifying banshee whose keening wailing is keeping the residents of Bodmin from their beauty sleep.
Warning: This book contains copious harsh language and mind-numbing stupidity, all wrapped up in a crunchy supernatural shell.
©2017 Gareth K Pengelly (P)2023 Roya Wave Media, Inc.