The Zombie Survival Guide
Complete Protection from the Living Dead
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Marc Cashman
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Written by:
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Max Brooks
About this listen
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection: tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset: life. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is an audiobook that can save your life.
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What the critics say
"One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here." (Publishers Weekly)
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- Alex-Ann
- 2021-11-02
Interesting and realistic all things considered.
I found this to be very truthful given that if there were an actual zombie apocalypse this would be the book to help you survive.
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- Michael Starcevic
- 2019-05-02
Still great
This is great zombie fiction, its just real enough to be believable. Max brooks should have done the voice work though.
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- Timothy Johal
- 2024-02-08
How certain chapters can be applied to real life situations and disasters and make you think.
I don't really have anything negative to say as I thought it was a good read
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- Tyler
- 2022-01-05
Love this book
This book is a masterwork of storytelling and fiction it's realistic accounts of the process of a societal collapse is pretty accurate 👌👌👌
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- Pok
- 2019-08-26
Good start
The book is divided into 2 sections. The first part was good. but the second part was mehhh
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