Theft by Finding
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David Sedaris
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David Sedaris
About this listen
One of the most anticipated books of 2017: New York Times Book Review, New York's Vulture, Bustle, and BookRiot.
From best-selling author David Sedaris, for the first time in print: selections from the diaries that are the source of his remarkable autobiographical essays.
For nearly four decades, David Sedaris has faithfully kept a diary in which he records his thoughts and observations on the odd and funny events he witnesses. Anyone who has attended a live Sedaris event knows that his diary readings are often among the most joyful parts of the evening. But never before have they been available in print. Now, in Theft by Finding, Sedaris brings us his favorite entries. From deeply poignant to laugh-out-loud funny, these selections reveal with new intimacy a man longtime fans only think they know. Tender, hilarious, illuminating, and endlessly captivating, Theft by Finding offers a rare look into the mind of one of our generation's greatest comic geniuses.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-09-13
David Sedaris
I love David Sedaris' books! His. family stories range from the sad to the hilarious and make for enjoyable reading. #audible1
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- Rebecca
- 2021-01-02
If you like Sedaris you will LOVE this book
I do and I did! A joy, as usual. Many smiles and laugh out loud moments. More, please!
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- David R
- 2020-01-12
I really wanted to like it.
I am a major David Sedaris fan. I own pretty much all of his books, have seen him live, and started buying his audiobooks to hear Sedaris read his stories as only he can. I didn’t have this book, so thought I’d just buy the audiobook. I was really hoping for something great. Unfortunately, it was a mundane list of a line or two read from his diaries. There was no story, no connection, and it just did not hold my interest. I got as far as I could force myself before giving up and ultimately returning the audiobook.
If you’re looking for the brilliant stories like you’ve read in Naked, Holidays On Ice, Me Talk Pretty One Day, or Barrel Fever, you will likely be disappointed.
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