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Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F--king Idiot

Written by: Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses
Narrated by: Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses
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A hilarious collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.

For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then, suddenly, your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot, and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "why are you texting in just emojis, dummy?!" to "stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "put your phone down, a**hole!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

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©2017 Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses (P)2017 Hachette Audio
Comedy & Humor Literature & Fiction Love & Romance Romance World Literature United States Witty Funny
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so fun

So many LOL moments
Fun for everyone.
read and share unless your exclusive and don't want your partner to know you're reading dating books...

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A quick listen for a good laugh

A list based book with funny relatable comments. Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses sense of humor really shine through.

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"jokes"

This was a mistake as an audio book, especially considering the actual book has illustrations. The "jokes" might have seemed better, in sort of a cutesy way, as illustrations & in text but the narration & lackluster performances kill any chance any humor might have had.

The tips were ok but were mostly (what I consider to be) common sense, treat others how you wish to be treated kind of things. I shudder to think on the sheer lack of socialization & human decency that would be required of a person for them to actually benefit from the bulk of the tips in this book. All the same, I know those people are out there...(boy shudders).

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