Tropical Hazard: Oh Sh*t! Cobalins Can't Swim!
Arachnomancer, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Qarie Marshall
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Written by:
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Dustin Tigner
About this listen
In a village of lazy, good-for-nothing Cobalins, one manly man—a true studly stud—stands above them all: the great, the powerful, the King of…Knock.
(Desley palms her forehead. You no be King of Shadows! Now we have to start over. Cobalins groan.)
The terrible Army of Light knows the secret location of Dedu Tedu Novus. War is here. There's absolutely no avoiding it.
Or is there?
Naturally, Dhane does the most unthinkable thing: employs an impromptu plan, his favorite type. It's dangerous, it's crazy, and it embarks them on a new adventure where it rains every day and the problems don't stop.
Can he save his village? Can he convince Challenger Sarah to help? Or is he only putting off the inevitable, the point where the Changed Reditai turn all those of Shadow into stone for their mysterious plans?
Tropical Hazard is the third installment in the hilarious—and sometimes serious—Arachnomancer series. Travel to a new zone, see the world, and eat spider tacos. Octoralis glares. Or… umm… don't. Don't do that last thing.
Notice: Arachnomancer was rated M for mature by a team of immature Cobalins. Listen at your own risk.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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- Brittany
- 2024-06-07
Played too much to return now I'm stuck with this trash
If you like reading fanfiction written by horny 13 year olds then this is the book for you. Has the Ole "every woman wants him for no reason" problem, and everyone is a weird pervert including the spider in his head who calls him daddy. Everyone else is telling him to hookup with them and he says no because he's so gallant so it's totally fine! Barf. The worst part is there is a semblance of fun intrigue in there with the knives and gods and stuff but it's treated like the b plot to this cringy harem thing. It's not even a good harem. Save your credits, go read something free or better or both.
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- Razahyl
- 2024-08-07
light hearted, fun adventure.
if you're looking for something light hearted, funny, and easy to listen too, I would recommend this series.
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