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Vengeance Planning for Amateurs
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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Publisher's Summary
An offbeat lesbian romantic comedy starring penguins, plotting, and payback.
Muffin maker Olivia Roberts has had it with her awful exes taking advantage of her good nature. The theft of her nana's beloved stuffed penguin is the absolute last straw.
She puts up an ad at her local crime bookstore for a henchperson to help her enact a little mild revenge. To her astonishment, Margaret Blackwood, the mysterious, icy, and annoyingly opinionated bookstore owner, applies.
For two clever, capable women, they turn out to be woeful at vengeance. But much to their dismay, they discover they're pretty good at falling in love!
Contains mature themes.
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- CW
- 2024-10-13
Quirky and fun
What an imagination Lee Winter has and I'm so glad she shares it with us! There were laugh out loud moments, as well as tender ones in this book. Cat Gould's narration was enjoyable and perfectly matched for this story.
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- Sarah Bowland
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Hilarious and heartfelt
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