Villain for Hire, a Haremlit Slice of Life Adventure
Book 1: Bad Girls Abound
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Narrated by:
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Edward Black
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Ellory Lane
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Written by:
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Jay Aury
About this listen
The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
- Always wear a mask
- Never hurt civilians
- Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
- And the bad guy always loses.
As a villain for hire, I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
But then I got called in to train a new villainess in the fine art of menace, and suddenly I'm dealing with rogue heroes, horny scientists, yandere psychics, and in the crosshairs of one of the biggest bad guys the world has ever known. It's a good thing I'm a villain, because it's time to start breaking some rules....
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- Adam Bailey
- 2023-04-04
Great book and narrators were on point.
Great humour, awesome delivery by the narrators. All the main characters were interesting. Can't wait for the next book.
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