
Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3
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Narrated by:
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Jeff Hays
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Written by:
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Neven Iliev
About this listen
What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.
Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care", however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass, and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse Quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity. However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering, and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion". With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.
Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.
Content warning: profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.
The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:
- Jeff Hays - narration, music, and sound design
- Dalton Lynne - editing and proofing
- Griffin Malnar - editing and mastering
What listeners say about Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3
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- Andrew
- 2018-11-24
Volume 4? Please!
This series is the shiniest most tasty series I've listened to. I love this hilariously depraved shit.
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- Nicholas
- 2022-02-06
The Ritual
The Narration was amazing as always, the story dark and funny. the ritual near the end had me laughing my ass off for a solid 5mins. Neven Iliev you are pop culture, resident of the internet. so much love for your humor and work.
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- Jordan
- 2018-11-01
Great
Loved the characters the voices and the storyline. Jeff hays is really talented and knows his trade.
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- Sayoneu
- 2023-04-18
little hard to stomach at points
little hard to stomach at some points but still fun and often times weirdly hot
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- David
- 2018-11-27
enjoyable installment
a great light amusing story. I look forward to the next book. a worthwhile listen.
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- Kevin Hook
- 2018-12-21
Just enjoy the very funny and insane story!
More of the same goodness that the first two books had. Still very R rated and very politically incorrect.
Loved it
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- Gustav Kleingeld
- 2018-11-30
Lot’s of fun!
Lot’s of guilty fun! Laughed my ass off on occasion! This is so different from any other LITRPG series! Can’t wait for the next one!
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