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  • Welcome to Hell

  • The Tasmanian Special Forces Group, Book 1
  • Written by: C. R. Daems
  • Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
  • Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (53 ratings)

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Welcome to Hell

Written by: C. R. Daems
Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
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Jolie was 3 when she found she was ugly and deformed.

She was 5 when she found she was a subhuman and an outcast. She was 7 when five boys and two girls dragged her out of the orphanage and beat her unconscious, leaving her lying bleeding and broken in the street.

She was content to lie there and die, tired of being hated and abused. But a frail old man with wispy white hair and a long beard wasn't content to let her die. He not only saved her, but he adopted her and passed on his unique martial art to her.

She was 20 when she headed to Delphi, the center of the United Systems of Perileos (USP) and the planet of her birth father, to find her place in his society.

Based on her unique upbringing, she decides to join the USP military, requesting to be assigned to the Tasmanians SFG, an elite all-male unit. The military brass is reluctant to deny her request and admit their enlistment contract permits bait-and-switch assignments. Instead, they agree to let her enter the school, thinking she couldn't possibly succeed - a Chihuahua competing against Rottweilers — and plan to make an example of her when she fails.

Although Jolie is small, she is not what she appears. But can her adopted father's art enable her to survive the treachery of the military brass, the grueling of the school, the prejudices of the instructors, and the testosterone of an all-male class.

And if she succeeds, can she thrive in the high-octane and all male environment of the Tasmanians?

©2019 C. R. Daems (P)2020 Podium Publishing

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mercenaries killing indigenous people

This could have been an excellent book. The characters are interesting and the world building is subtle.
Sadly, the main character becomes a member of a mercenary military group that goes around committing genocide against indigenous peoples since the indigenous people slow corporate expansion, greed, and colonization.

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A dilemma

Great story and an excellent xcellent performance by the narrator

The story does involve killing of indigenous people defending their territory is troubling.

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great

wonderful story. kept you in gaged from the beginning to the end. I will be getting the next book.

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Really enjoyed!

After listening to about 10 crappy audiobooks, this was a complete joy to listen to. A strong female protagonist who you got to experience growing instead of like many books where their skills are magically innate with little to no training. I'm definitely going to read the rest of the series.

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Very good

This is the third time I have listened to this book and I have not got bored of it.

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Hollywood-Agenda Messaging Effort. Pass.

Fantasy-SciFi author and one-time US Military Serviceman C.R. Daems offers a story about an ignored/dismissed female soldier who battles institutional misogyny to join an elite Special Forces unit in the 'United Systems of Perileos' military.
'Jolie Luan' is an admirable character - strong-willed, level-headed, persistent, and realistic - but so cookie-cutter that I could easily envision a parade of actresses that producers would demand play her on the big screen (in fact, I found myself doing so pretty frequently. Emily Blunt, anyone?).
Daems also writes a distinct 20th-Century US Army tale - rendering the chief setting on a future colony planet ('Delphi') curious. Why this character - raised by a wise 'Splinter'-like martial-arts master character like she's a mutant turtle or something - learned how to shoot on some distant planet with a *Russian* sniper rifle is baffling (like there are Dragunov factories in space for some reason). I have no clue where the author is taking this 'Tasmanian Special Forces Group' series (the 'Planet Harari'/'Planet Libian' action could easily have taken place anywhere on Earth thirty years ago).
Besides, we get it, Mr. Daems.. girls can do what boys can do (You can stop hammering us over the head with it).

Reader Emily Woo Zeller contributes to my unimpressed evaluation of the book with an "acceptable" narration performance, too. Her diction, cadence, voice-acting, and tone are creditable - but her oddly whispery quiet reading timbre is interrupted with often uncomfortably loud - nearly shouted - dialogue (avoid earbuds if you value your eardrums).
Don't get me wrong.. it's not subpar.. just something that another professional hired by Podium Audio could have delivered equally effectively.

Altogether, it was appropriate that this 4/10-star audiobook was included in the 'Plus' catalog. 'Welcome To Hell' was a reasonable distraction to play in the background for a couple of quiet afternoons - but paying a Credit for this screenplay-quality (at best) "Girl Power" military adventure set in space for some reason would be hard to defend.

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