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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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"There's no better way to enjoy one of Carlin's books than to hear him read it himself....Carlin has his comic timing down pat. His energetic reading is punctuated by conversational bits and enhanced by his deft vocal variation, making listeners feel as if they've got a front-row seat at one of his comedy shows." (Publishers Weekly)
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- edjoemiller
- 2023-12-21
How bitter the author/narrator sounds.
Very disappointing. George Carline was one of my favorites, but in this book, he just sounds bitter.
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- Sharda
- 2019-01-31
Better I Print
This was not a good book for audible to have taken on. its not really meant to be consumed in large quantities. Its easier to digest if you read a few blurbs then stop and think about it, which is not fluid as an audio book
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