Why Do I Say These Things?
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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Ross
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Written by:
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Jonathan Ross
About this listen
Why is it important to wear underwear while fixing a boiler?
Why did Jonathan accidentally proposition his optician?
And why did he fall in love with a deep sea diver?
Why?
Because this is Jonathan Ross. And nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex and pugs to fashion and fame, Jonathan holds forth as only he can. This sharply observed, laugh-out-loud, outrageous listen will leave you asking just one question . . . Why didn¿t he write it sooner?
©2008 Jonathan Ross (P)2008 Random House Audiobooks
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