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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

Written by: Lisa Scottoline
Narrated by: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
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A hilarious collection of stories from the life of The New York Times bestselling author of Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.

In this collection, you'll laugh about:
• Being caught braless in the emergency room
• Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls
• A man's most important body part
• Interrupting as an art form
• A religion men and women can worship
• Real estate ads as porn
• Spanx are public enemy number one
• And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

©2009 Lisa Scottoline (P)2009 Macmillan Audio
Comedy & Humor Entertainment & Celebrities Essays Parenting & Families Relationships Celebrity Nonfiction Funny Witty Dogs
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What the critics say

“Mystery writer Lisa Scottoline's clever observations are snappy and funny, and her narration of this collection of her "Chick Wit" columns for the Philadelphia Inquirer is fast paced, animated...and funny...Scottoline's wit and wisdom are a treat.” —AudioFile, Earphones Award Winner

“This audiobook was made better by having been read by Ms. Scottoline herself, along with a guest appearance from her daughter, Francesca Serritella, because only she could have known the exact tone the story needed to be read in. Women and men alike will find something to laugh and smile about in this riotous romp.” —Simply Ali

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Listened to it lots. A wonderful "pick me up"!

The title tickled me and reflected exactly how I was feeling! Nothing has changed yet and I'm still happy about it, in part because of the inspirational writing of Lisa Scottoline! This woman's tea bag has been wrung out, dried and re boiled so many times recently and still manages to produce a decent cuppa. Still laugh out loud on the 3rd, 5th or 7th listen! Off to play it again

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