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Why We Don't Suck

And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little B*tches

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Why We Don't Suck

Written by: Denis Leary
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From the author of the best-selling Why We Suck comes a searing comic look at these divisive times, skewering liberals and conservatives alike with a signature dose of sarcasm and common sense.

Denis Leary refutes the current highly partisan Right Wing Nutjob versus Left Wing Snowflake approach to American politics - where you're either one or the other, with no gray areas in between. Leading a new protest movement called Gray Lives Matter, he takes equal opportunity aim at the screaming heads we see arguing every night on CNN (the Clinton News Network) and Fox's Fair and Balanced Republican Report. With a devoted mission to Make America Laugh Again, Denis tackles the topics we all hold close to our American hearts: Twitter, Instagram, and the seemingly endless search for fame and diet vodka.

In a country so gluten-free that a box of jelly donuts is now a bigger threat than Vladimir F**king Putin - where college kids are more afraid of Ann Coulter than HIV - it's time for someone to stand up and stop the insanity. Or at least defend the double cheeseburger. With a side order of free porn. Denis is that guy.

He'll answer such burning questions as: When will Hillary run out of pantsuits? And why wasn't her campaign motto "Hey America - It's My F**king Turn!"? As Denis says in the book, "Trump's election gave me faith that even I could be president. Look at his track record: canceled TV show, thin skin, angry tweets, and an attractive wife. According to that formula, I'm one bad comb-over away from living in the White House." We're all in this together, and Denis Leary is here to remind us what makes America number seven on the list of Best Countries to Live In - which may sound bad but means at least we still make the playoffs.

Includes a PDF of Map and Tweets from the Book

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j'aime

Divertissant et je suis une fan de cet homme donc merci. Lu par l'auteur.

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Goddamn Brilliance.....

I have been a Dennis Leary fan since he started. I am 45. I listen to his comedy tapes 20 years ago I love them. I listen to this book at work and I loved it even more. his Keen sense of comparing current Day events with comedy & 'what the hell' mentality is truly genius..... thank you so much for this book Denis

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Fan-Freakin-Tastic

Dr. Denis Leary continues to be absolutely amazing in this book. It’s heartfelt, funny and exactly what the world needs today. Listening to his narration might just be one of the things on this app. 100% worth a read. And maybe a paperback purchase to, it’s that F*ing good. #Audible1

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Great Book

I laughed from beginning to end. Denis Leary has a great way of seeing things.#Audible1

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Denis Leary is Hilarious

Enjoyed this audiobook very much. The fact that Denis Leary himself narrated was a bonus. Will definitely be listening to again.
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foul mouthed dick

I think he has a good story to tell but seems to think the more time he can say Fuck, the better it is??? Like comparing the old comedians that were actually funny to many current ones that have to take up our time saying Fuck....He's a Dr alright...Dr Idiot!! This would make a better "Rap Song" than a book!!! Waste of time from a waste of skin. There...That feels better. Now to try & get my money back!!
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