Wrong Divinity
Oh Sh*t! I F*cking Hate Spiders! (Arachnomancer, Book 1)
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Narrated by:
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Qarie Marshall
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Reba Buhr
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Written by:
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Dustin Tigner
About this listen
Dhane kicked the bucket in spectacular fashion, every bone crushed, every organ popped against the full force of a 40-ton garbage truck speeding through a red light.
The only part of him intact—whole—entirely unaffected by the grisly affair was his soul. Souls are durable things, you see, like kids: they bounce.
And bounce he did, into the abyss between worlds, drifting until one excited soul watcher fished him out and found him a new home, a heaven for gamers and nerds and everything in between.
It was all he could have ever wanted in the afterlife, down to choosing his class, killing mobs, and exploring a beautiful fantasy world chock full of mysteries yet to be discovered.
At least…it would have been those things if that first day had gone a little tiny bit differently.
Instead, he now finds himself locked in the middle of an eternal conflict between Light and Shadow—humans and monsters—potentially being the enemy to all.
Wrong Divinity is the start of a new GameLit series that balances comedy with serious themes. It's an isekai—a portal fantasy—to the spirit realm. Join Dhane, our underdog, as he explores his new world, a world full of unique characters, RPG mechanics, and spiders—ugly, terrifying spiders—while he learns what it means to be an Arachnomancer.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2022 Dustin Tigner (P)2023 Dreamscape LoreYou may also enjoy...
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- Kitten
- 2024-02-28
so many things wrong with this
I dont even know where to start but let's start at the beginning when our mc gets a mission to restore the balance between light and dark so what does he do? level up and get stronger or meet a girl and have lots of sex... I will let you guess mind you he hasn't even looked at his skills or stats or anything he doesn't do that until level 10 and doesn't use any skills until the end of the book and how he gets to level 10 it's a timeskip where one minute he's lvl 2 and then in the morning he's got to lvl 10 because overnight his spider summon killed monsters for him this book is a joke and an insult to readers theres no adventure no excitement do yourself a favor and spend your credit on something else. The narrator was great though.
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