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Your Children Are Boring

Or How Modern Parents Ruin Everything

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Your Children Are Boring

Written by: Tom James
Narrated by: Tom James
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Are you sick of a society that seems obsessed with children? Do you find modern parents insufferable?

Your Children Are Boring is a uniquely humorous look at our culture's obsession with children, a world where virtually every advert has a squawking child in it, where pubs are full of wailing infants, and where every other Facebook post is tagged #ProudDad.

Why do parents themselves behave like infants? Why having a child doesn't make you less selfish, why it's extremely unlikely that your child is in fact, "special", and why modern parenting is ruining everything, not least the kids themselves.

All the answers lie within, and it's your duty to listen to it.

Yes, Your Children Are Boring will make you laugh, but it's much more than that. Once consumed you must take its teachings into the world and fix society. Or something. Oh, and if you put "Dad" or "Mum" in your social media bios, this book is aimed at you.

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