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Narrated by:
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Bridget Bordeaux
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Jake Bordeaux
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Written by:
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Caroline Peckham
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Susanne Valenti
About this listen
Once upon a moon, the wild wind whispered in my ear that the true queens were returning to Solaria, and I made it my mission to open up their path to the throne so that they could slip right in like an oily oyster.
Now, on this most special and wonderous of days, the very day of their birth–I will prove myself to be the most loyal and dependable of their followers. Though of course, Venus is in my chart, and Lady Petunia has caught sight of the bothersome barracuda once more.
Max Rigel is my most sinful of temptations, the shark in the dark who wishes to lure me to his sea cave, and I don’t know if I’m Fae enough to resist him for long.
But one thing is for sure. I will make certain the Vegas get the big A.S.S. party they deserve for their birthday, or I’ll die trying. Succulent squids be damned!
This is a 25k novella set in the world of Solaria during book five of the Zodiac Academy series, Cursed Fates, featuring Geraldine and Max as they attend the party of the century and try to resist the lure of the moon as it pushes them together once more. It’s full of slippery salmons and more buttery bagels than you can shake a stick at, and is best heard after Cursed Fates.
©2020 Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti (P)2023 Caroline Peckham, Susanne ValentiYou may also enjoy...
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- Anonymous User
- 2024-05-19
It’s okay the voice really drives me nuts though
I understand she’s meant to be very southern but I can’t understand half the things she says.
It’s only Funny sometimes then it just get really annoying.
Max is in love with her and we find out she’s to marry someone else after they graduate, so he wants the next 2 years ti change her mind.
She obviously cares about him too but her being the leader of the A. S. S society & him being an heir they are on opposite sides of the fight for the throne so she doesn’t see their relationship working.
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- J.J
- 2024-09-13
Obnoxious narration
I couldn’t enjoy this with the obnoxious accent used for Geraldine. I know she’s supposed to be kind of southern, but this was just outrageous.
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- Aryn Moreton
- 2025-01-12
Annoying voice
Hope you like Geraldine's voice a lot because this entire thing is her... skip it and all you missed is she's betrothed and Max wants to spend the next 2 years changing her mind.
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