Can a soft reboot of the Thor character save the franchise in Rachel's eyes? No! Oh no no. My sweet goodness no. Tessa Thompson does everything she can to save this but ultimately is a mess of googas and 5 hours too long. Anyway this episode is sponsored by love. Go tell someone you love them, don't make it weird though. If you think it might be weird just be like "sup?". Look, I can't be in charge of all your bad decisions. At a certain point you have to use the power of free will.