CONTENT WARNING FOR ALL THE DADDY ISSUES GIRLIES! We’re having second thoughts about discussing SECOND THOUGHTS, the Adventures in Odyssey episode chronicling the next leg of Eugene and Bernard’s homoerotic road trip (but Bernard might cheat on Eugene?). Hope you bitches love Pig Talk, and I don’t just mean chatting about fathers. Also, you’d better love corn, and not just our jokes. But what the heck! You’re welcome! Join us at the picnic! You can eat your fill of all the food you bring yourself. Ok, now I’m just quoting The Music Man. Oh also, computers represent homosexuality. And remember, ladies: Never fellate with a dry palate!

-Parsnip’s Criminal Minds habit

-Fisher Price dildos and cock rings

-Casually racist historical markers

-Skincare

-Percy knows Caitlin Clark (kinda)

-Covenant Eyes can’t detect Equus

-PIGeon loves PIGS

-Kate Winslet’s boobs in Titanic, if they comprised a traffic light

-Sex with pigs cures depression

-That time Jesus f*cked his mom to conceive himself

-The Book of Mormon (musical, not book)

Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlebirds, because today we’re starting an adventure OUT OF Odyssey as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE, the first leg (juxtaposed with first hand this is very funny ok) of Eugene and Bernard’s epic and deeply homoerotic cross-country road trip. This one’s for all the brave girlies who regularly take a long, hard, fully nude look in the mirror and ask themselves if they’re man enough to jack it with their cousin.

Discussion topics include:

-Hyphenation

-Cousin stuff?

-Knapsacks/nap sacks

-Smooching at the 9/11 memorial (the most romantic place on Earth)

-How George Washington killed the nappy-wappy

-Adding a tip to your tithe

-Pigeon’s unpatriotic transportation takes

-Should poor people be allowed in public?

-Amelia Bedelia

It’s our one-year anniversary, and AJ Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast stops by to talk about how Phil Lollar has progressively smaller and gayer versions of himself hidden under progressively smaller and gayer hats on top of his head. Oh, and also the Adventures in Odyssey episode GREATER LOVE. Together, we answer the most important question of our time: can you be friends with an orphan?!

Check out The Worst of All Possible Worlds: The Worst of All Possible WorldsAlso, here's AJ's Adventures in Odyssey fan fiction audio drama: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjbGYYsDLFy1LTO3uM_BM-55cgFNyh2Hn&si=uqz7_zQ-wdISmd9F